tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-41769140858582584942024-02-21T07:47:28.130-08:00Fluid PusherIt's not just a man's job.Doll Facehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12640545207211678623noreply@blogger.comBlogger168125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4176914085858258494.post-42476055474848605282013-10-28T09:57:00.002-07:002013-10-28T09:57:29.429-07:00Long nightThe list from last week? Yeah, I only did one of those things, organize Clem's party. So of course, it is raining today and my windshield wipers aren't working.<br />
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My gal and I had a fight last night. There was even yelling. We never have yelling. My eyes are all puffy and I could use a hug. Well, that and a nap. I slept horribly.<br />
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I had Clem's parent-teacher conference on Friday. She got all As and her teacher said that other than talking too much, she's doing very well. Apparently, she's just like her mother.<br />
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That's really all I've got for today.Doll Facehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12640545207211678623noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4176914085858258494.post-85938148817770552362013-10-22T09:46:00.000-07:002013-10-22T09:46:24.471-07:00Is it really only Tuesday?So, I'm feeling a lot less depressed.<br />
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I had services last week for a 15 year old girl that died. Her parents hadn't been together for a long time, and they don't get along at all, so I was the go-between. They each came in to arrange services separately, and each party had their own visitation/funeral for their daughter. Very odd. Everything went smoothly though, and both the mother and the father complimented the Kid and myself with how wonderfully it went. They both also told me that they were grateful for me dealing with their ex so that they didn't have to. Honestly, they were both pleasant, so it didn't bother me really, except for the extra time. Whatever.<br />
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These are my goals <strike>this week</strike> today:<br />
1. organize a price list for all the funeral programs. Do not stop until it makes sense and looks pretty.<br />
2. get new windshield wipers. My car is suffering. It also needs a bath.<br />
3. organize Clem's 7th birthday party.<br />
4. find and order some cute suspenders.<br />
5. grocery shopping! I don't know why I avoid doing that on weekends when I have time to.<br />
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So, we'll see if I can kick it into gear and get stuff done.Doll Facehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12640545207211678623noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4176914085858258494.post-89016450244452011782013-10-09T16:11:00.002-07:002013-10-09T16:11:56.613-07:00MehThe sun still isn't out.<br />
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I'm still kinda down.<br />
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I was going to do a lot more with my day than what I've done so far.<br />
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I need to just go back to bed.Doll Facehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12640545207211678623noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4176914085858258494.post-27311055659509169012013-10-07T11:26:00.000-07:002013-10-07T15:14:25.205-07:00Short little postI'm a bit bored today. I don't have any services, so I'm just doing paperwork and it's starting to make me tired. Also, the sun isn't shining today, it's overcast and somewhat gloomy, which makes me feel kinda down.<br />
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I got a new tattoo last Sunday and it finally doesn't itch much anymore. It's on the inside of my left arm, and I really like it. I have to go back to get it shaded and it's everything I can do to not want to have him do the shading and start on a new one at the same time. Grrr, they are so addicting.<br />
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Clementine is in first grade now. Can you believe? She's a total sass-mouth, but is also fairly sweet. Interestingly, she is into death more than other kids her age, an just the other day she pulled one of her Barbies out of its casket and said, "Look mom, isn't she so well embalmed?" Quite funny. Her dad and I get along well, he lives close to me, and Clem seems to like that we are still a close family.<br />
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Okay, that's all I got right now.Doll Facehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12640545207211678623noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4176914085858258494.post-76582110073475372372013-10-03T11:42:00.001-07:002013-10-03T11:42:23.983-07:00Decomposition It amazes me how many people find this site using search terms like "butt plug" "anal leakage" "orifice sewing" and so on. Apparently people wonder about that often enough to ask Google.<br />
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So, today I will be putting a deceased gentleman in a casket. The coroner estimates that he was dead for approximately four days before he was found in his bedroom, in a house without air conditioning. He is so bad that the family had to hire a trauma scene clean up team to clean the room. Pretty gross.<br />
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The family still wanted him embalmed, so I had to explain to them that I couldn't embalm him the way I normally would, but instead I would have to just let the embalming fluid seep into his tissues (<a href="http://fluidpusher.blogspot.com/2009/11/children-and-babies.html">like I do with fetuses</a>) and let it do it's job that way. Well,<i> </i>after seeing the condition of this guy's remains, I'm fucking grateful that I told the family he'd have to be embalmed that way. I knew I was in for it when the smell hit me after he was brought in from the coroner's office. He was in a disaster pouch (it's like a heavy-duty body bag), and it really doesn't contain smells too well. So, I get a sheet ready and the Kid opens up the bag so I could lay the sheet on him. Let me just say, it has been quite a while since I've seen that much decomposition. I think I gagged three times. It really is the worst smell imaginable. So, I lay the sheet on him, his chest cavity was all open and exposed (when decomposition starts the gas build-up in the tissues becomes too great, while the tissues are getting weaker, and they just kinda pop), and his face was hardly even there. It was horrible. So, then we pour bottles of high-index (strong) embalming fluid on the sheet, close the bag and put him back in the fridge.<br />
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Today we will put him in his casket and he'll have a Rosary, then tomorrow Carlos and I will take him to Mass, then to the cemetery. I just hope no one notices the smell.Doll Facehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12640545207211678623noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4176914085858258494.post-90358185319956269412013-10-01T15:05:00.000-07:002013-10-01T15:05:05.763-07:00RotarySo, I am no longer a Rotary Club virgin. The Kid took me to my first meeting today in the town where he works. Actually, a man from a service that he and I worked together a couple of weeks ago invited me to the one in the town where I work, and I have that one on Thursday, so I'm going to end up having gone to two this week. I'll end up joining the one here in the town I'm in, but I'm glad to have had company that I know today, because I figure Thursday will be awkward since I don't yet know any of the people. I'm just happy it wasn't as cult-y as I thought it would be.<div>
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I had a service yesterday, but it wasn't very exciting. I mean, it was Mass, how exciting could it be?</div>
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Also, I got a bunch of new clothes today. Super cute.</div>
Doll Facehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12640545207211678623noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4176914085858258494.post-57624080718498673362013-09-26T14:54:00.002-07:002013-09-26T14:59:01.483-07:00Question from <a href="http://www.blogger.com/profile/17139355263412766126">8thday</a><br />
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<b>I was wondering - do you know what the percentage is of people using churches vs. funeral homes for their funerals? And has that percentage changed over the years?
It seems like the vast majority of services I attend are now done (non-religiously) right in the funeral home. But that might be a product of who I am and where I live.</b><br />
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I really wish I had an answer for you, but it's hard for me to figure out. I mean, I suppose that the families that choose to have services tend toward their own church, but I have seen an increase in the number of chapel services, and I have had families ask for the chapel specifically because they wanted something non-religious. Part of the reason I don't feel like I can accurately answer you though, is that the last job I had was in a fairly large city, and larger cities tend to be less religious, therefore making the church services less popular. Before that I was in a smaller farming community, and they are traditional as anything, so they are more likely to use churches (and also more likely to choose burial instead of cremation, which also means they are more likely to have services of any kind). Does that clear anything up?Doll Facehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12640545207211678623noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4176914085858258494.post-87375515322138376782013-09-26T14:39:00.001-07:002013-09-26T14:39:44.079-07:00Bored yet busyI'm stuck in the office today. I have been all by myself most of the day, which is nice, but I'd kill to be on a service (well, not literally). I am actually getting things done though, so I'm glad for that. Since the office I'm running is new there are a ton of little organizational things that I need to do, and I did some of those today. The Kid has too many families right now and seems really stressed, so I am helping him as much as I can. At least it gives me something to do, even if it is super-secretarial.<br />
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So, I know that isn't much, but at least it's something.Doll Facehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12640545207211678623noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4176914085858258494.post-73642578138996439922013-09-24T11:18:00.000-07:002013-09-24T11:18:07.528-07:00In which I am covered in bloodOkay, so the prep room that I am using belongs to a funeral home that already has a full staff. There are two older embalmers, both almost 70 (one of whom is retiring next month), and both male. They have a problem with women, from what I have gathered, specifically ones in power (their boss) and ones that have a man's job (me). The one that is retiring has been nice to me so far, but the other one, Ralph, seems life somewhat of an asshat. His embalming is pretty poor also. And he doesn't make arrangements with families any longer. He is just generally bothersome (and I don't even have to work with him that often).<br />
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There is one redeeming embalmer on staff however, and luckily for me he doesn't have issues with women in his prep room. He is a super-young kid (25), just finished his apprenticeship like, this summer, and has worked for the funeral home for almost two years. Barb really likes him, he does most of the work in that place, and he's been the most helpful to me so far (although, I am comparing him to two men that I doubt will ever be of much use to me).<br />
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So, when I first started he was given the task of showing me the embalming room and supplies in it that I would need to use, and I let him know that I wasn't familiar with the type of embalming machine they had, so if he was going to embalm I wanted to be there, to watch him. He said that he would let me know, and last week there was a case to be embalmed, so I went over to help him out. We got everything ready, and began injecting, and I told him that I usually don't open the vein right away to drain the blood. Jane never did, and I got used to doing it that way (is it possible to be superstitious about embalming because I feel like cases turn out better when I do that...). Okay, I go to cut the vein open, and I'm standing at this man's head (the deceased, not my coworker, lol), and as I do so his blood goes everywhere. I mean EVERYWHERE. There is blood all over my smock, on my shoes, on my legs, on my shirt, all over the floor, everyfuckingwhere. The kid turns off the machine, and I just kind of stand there. I mean, wtf? I. was. covered. (okay, I might be exaggerating, but it really was everywhere) So, I go over to a table and take off my smock and shirt (keep it glean, guys, I had a tank on underneath), put on a clean smock and wipe off my shoes and legs, and wash my arms. The kid cleans up the floor, and probably walls too, and after a few minutes we continue embalming.<br />
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Needless to say, I'm grateful that the old guys weren't in the room.Doll Facehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12640545207211678623noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4176914085858258494.post-26568287928383422782013-09-23T10:28:00.001-07:002013-09-23T10:28:54.715-07:00New JobI was approached by a colleague a couple of months ago. She manages a funeral home in a town not far from where I was working and she asked me if I would come manage a new funeral home for her that she was planing on opening in another little town near the one she currently works in. Now, I'm not sure how many other people she must have asked to take this job (in my mind I was like, the last pick from ten people that turned her down, but I'll never know because who really wants to know that kind of stuff), but I said yes. Actually, I told her I had to think about it and discuss it with Clem and all, and, from her reaction, she was quite surprised that I had to think about it. Anyway, I ended up saying yes, and put in my two weeks at Former Funeral Home, where it wasn't hard to leave due to staffing changes that have taken place over the past couple of years (and yes, I am sorry to have not posted at all during that time).<br />
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So, the new place is great. My boss, Barb, is a kick-ass lady. She's adorable. I think she's 50, and she and her husband, Arthur, are very kind. She has been in this business for years and is an asset to the industry. They have four kids that are all grown, and one of them works in the funeral home that Barb runs. The place that I am in is just a store front. There isn't a chapel or an embalming room or anything. Barb is looking for land to buy so that she can build from the ground up here in this town, so for the time being I will embalm at the other location (it's just a ten minute drive away), and we will use their chapel for viewings and services also, if the family we are handling services for doesn't have a church they want to use. There's a guy that I have in the office working with me, Carlos, and for now he is fairly useless, but, in the future, once he learns what he's doing (he's never worked in this industry before, but knows everyone in this town) he should be helpful. I'm sure I'll end up talking about him more, as he's going to be annoying, for sure, and he already treats e as a glorified secretary.Doll Facehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12640545207211678623noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4176914085858258494.post-29497124266439966432011-02-21T10:17:00.001-08:002011-02-21T10:17:17.644-08:00hi<div class="MsoNormal">Okay, from January 1, 2011 to Feb 21, 2011 we have had 211 cases.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Now, two a day might not deem like that big of a deal, but let me tell you, I am fucking swamped at work.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I still don’t have a computer or internet at home, and the boss is really starting to monitor internet use at work.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>All of that combined with me not knowing what to really write about and being in and out of depressive moods from lack of contact with friends that I used to talk to non-stop, lack of any sort of working relationship with my family, and fear about how to pay bills (at all, if not on time) has made for shitty blogging.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I know I’ve said I’m sorry for it all before, so I won’t bother you with what will undoubtedly seem like a meaningless apology.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And, honestly, it sounds a lot worse than it all is, I’m really not that depressed, but it just seems overwhelming at times, today being one of them.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">So, work has been busy, although not very interesting.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I had my first ever suicide due to being gay and not being able to deal with the way they were treated.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>His parents were a wreck, they knew why he did it.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And it wasn’t just that, or just them, but still, it’s hard to not play the “what could I have done differently” game.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He was young.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Younger than I.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">Clem is doing well, she is growing like a weed and as sassy as ever.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>She dances all around, all the time, and is more like a teen than a 4 year old.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I just about cried the other day, realizing that I now have to shop in the big girls section for her clothes instead of in the baby/toddler section.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">J and I are doing well.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I am thankful daily for having her around, and I constantly wonder what it is that keeps her there.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I’m a complete nut ball, but she seems to be okay with that.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Her family is good to me and to Clem, her dad even got me a Valentine’s day stuffed animal.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Her grandma invites us over for dinner a lot, and is generous, I complimented her on a beautiful gold heart-link bracelet she was wearing and she took it off and gave it to me.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>She offered to make me dinner for my birthday this Saturday, but I had to decline since my family wants to do it then (although J isn’t invited).</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">Anyway, that’s really about it.</div>Doll Facehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12640545207211678623noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4176914085858258494.post-55818535148512925492011-01-07T16:40:00.001-08:002011-01-07T16:40:49.179-08:00Are you ever gonna post again?<p class="formspringmeAnswer">See, here's the deal: When I have something really great to post, I'm way too busy to sit at a computer (and I don't have internet at home), and when I seem to have time I use all that up by worrying about custody of my daughter, money, and my now broken family ties. I think I'm in a super slump, and I apologize.</p><p class="formspringmeFooter"> <a href="http://formspring.me/fluidpusher?utm_medium=social&utm_source=blogger&utm_campaign=shareanswer">Ask me anything</a></p>Doll Facehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12640545207211678623noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4176914085858258494.post-7125940408656628032010-11-16T16:52:00.001-08:002010-11-16T16:52:28.619-08:00I was on facebook flailing on Cooks Source Magazine like everyone else on the planet tonight and I ran across the term Fluid Pusher which upon doing a google search, I fould your page... And yet I still do not know what this term means.<p class="formspringmeAnswer">Okay, forgive me for not knowing, but I have no clue what a Cooks Source Magazine is.<br /><br />A fluid pusher, however, I do know about, and you will find my description of one in my profile, off to the right of this page.</p><p class="formspringmeFooter"> <a href="http://formspring.me/fluidpusher?utm_medium=social&utm_source=blogger&utm_campaign=shareanswer">Ask me anything</a></p>Doll Facehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12640545207211678623noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4176914085858258494.post-29045316938473391132010-11-16T16:36:00.000-08:002010-11-16T16:36:35.649-08:00Question from roommates<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 16px;">My roommate turns to me, knowing that I read your blog religiously, and asked me what happens the organs they remove during the autopsy? Do they just put them back in and stitch the person up, or dispose of them? Or you stitch up the autopsy incisions? I told her I didn't know, but would pose the questions to you.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 16px;">The organs, and the brain (which is also removed during a complete autopsy), are, after their examination, usually put into a plastic bio hazard bag, placed back into the thoracic cavity, the severed ribs placed on top of that, and the autopsy incision sewed back up. When the case arrives to the mortuary and embalming has been approved by the family, the embalmer opens the cavity, takes out the ribs and the bag, opens the bag and pours high index (strong) embalming fluid in it (called cavity fluid), and closes the bag again so it can "marinate" (man, we use a TON of food references in the prep room that I never really paid attention to). After the rest of the body is embalmed the viscera is taken out of the bag and put into another bag just like it, put back into the cavity, ribs placed on top, and the incision is stitched up again. That's it!</span></span>Doll Facehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12640545207211678623noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4176914085858258494.post-24719344189262224112010-11-16T16:10:00.001-08:002010-11-16T16:10:53.242-08:00I learned something todayTumors don't burn up in the cremation process.Doll Facehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12640545207211678623noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4176914085858258494.post-31062893762388606072010-11-05T16:51:00.001-07:002010-11-05T16:51:57.435-07:00Hey Doll Face..I have a question for you. As my roommate and I were watching Grey's Anatomy this evening, a dr. was working on an autopsy and removing what seemed to be the intestines. My roommate turns to me, knowing that I read your blog religiously,<p class="formspringmeAnswer">So, that's as much of the question that it gave me... Please put the rest in the comments?</p><p class="formspringmeFooter"> <a href="http://formspring.me/fluidpusher?utm_medium=social&utm_source=blogger&utm_campaign=shareanswer">Ask me anything</a></p>Doll Facehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12640545207211678623noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4176914085858258494.post-14099798843667055992010-10-06T16:54:00.000-07:002010-10-06T16:54:46.062-07:00Conversations with my childMe: So, Clem, we really need to decide what you want to be for Halloween.<br />
Clem: I want to be the same butterfly as last year.<br />
Me: No. It is much too holy of a day for you to repeat what you were before.<br />
Clem: Okay, I have to think about it.<br />
*thinks*<br />
Clem: Okay, mom, I know…I want to be Lady Gaga.<br />
Me: ?<br />
*pause*<br />
Me: Um, you’re 3, Clem, you realize that you will only have like 3 of her outfits as possible choices, right?<br />
Clem: That’s fine, mom. I’ll just pick one of those three.<br />
Me: Great.<br />
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So, yesterday I ordered 5 dozen clear plastic orb ornaments online. Can you guess which Gaga she wants to be?Doll Facehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12640545207211678623noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4176914085858258494.post-18083353881518876752010-10-01T14:29:00.001-07:002010-10-01T14:31:29.658-07:00DisintermentsSo, I had a disinterment this week. A family wanted their mother shipped to another state after having been buried here for 15 years. Luckily, her casket is metal, and she had been buried in a full vault, not just a liner (I suppose you'll need a vocab lesson for those), but not luckily the casket was quite rusty, and she's kinda gross looking I'm sure. But you know what is the best part? This particular cemetery didn't make me climb in the hole to inspect everything first. Nope, they just had me show up after getting her out of the ground, helped me put her in the car, and that was that. <br />
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See, thus is how it usually happens: I get to the cemetery when they are digging the hole and once they hit the vault they take off the lid and tell me to go on in to make sure the casket is in good enough shape for them to lift out. I have to open it to make sure the bottom won't fall out either. It smells. I gag profusely while the cemetery guys watch. I have to swallow my own puke. It. Is. Gross. The sit I wore that day has to be thrown away, not even the dry cleaner can get the smell off. My hair smells for days. My skin feels disgusting. The odor is in my noise hairs and I can't get it out. It's really bad. <br />
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So, this week's disinterment? Cake walk.<br />
<div style="clear: both; font-size: xx-small; text-align: center;">Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.0</div>Doll Facehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12640545207211678623noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4176914085858258494.post-76413631683072138822010-09-29T17:09:00.001-07:002010-09-29T17:09:07.693-07:00How big are your tits?<p class="formspringmeAnswer">LOL. Really? How big are yours?<br /><br />34 B/C. Right in the middle of those two.<br /><br />But why would you ask? Will you tell me what that says about me? I am baffled and amused at the same time.</p><p class="formspringmeFooter"> <a href="http://formspring.me/fluidpusher?utm_medium=social&utm_source=blogger&utm_campaign=shareanswer">Ask me anything</a></p>Doll Facehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12640545207211678623noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4176914085858258494.post-76028732566995734312010-09-29T17:06:00.000-07:002010-09-29T17:06:36.535-07:00He died, and somehow I thought maybe he wouldn'tShit, I'm busy. Actually, the whole office is busy.<br />
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So, this past weekend the guy died that I talked about a <a href="http://fluidpusher.blogspot.com/2010/01/in-which-i-am-little-freaked-out-by.html">couple </a>of <a href="http://fluidpusher.blogspot.com/2010/04/staring-out-window.html">times </a>before. He looks different now than I remember him.<br />
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It's a strange thing, families, and how different they are. I met with a brother and sister yesterday who had lost their mother (I hate that term "lost their ____"), and they got along like they were the best friends in the world. But then there's people like the family in the chapel now, who made us create fucking seating arrangements, complete with names on the pews, just because they didn't want some people sitting with others. And these are close family members, folks. What is going on? I get so frustrated by it. They are all experiencing the same thing, why can't that bond them? Whatever.<br />
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I'm tired.Doll Facehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12640545207211678623noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4176914085858258494.post-41833729503113373322010-09-27T16:49:00.000-07:002010-09-27T16:49:56.117-07:00QuickieI was just thinking today about this thing that happened last week.<br />
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I had to change my cell phone number because someone (some lady) called (okay, only twice (that I know of)), and harassed me.<br />
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Convo one:<br />
Me:Hello?<br />
Bitch: Fucking dyke! Your daughter is going to hate you! Just like everyone else hates you!<br />
Me:wha?<br />
*click*<br />
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Convo two:<br />
Me: Hello?<br />
Bitch: Burn in hell, dyke!<br />
*click*<br />
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Or something like that. Anyway, the phone number I have had for 8 years is no longer mine. I actually sobbed to the cell phone gal (bless her heart) about it all.<br />
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And, before you ask, it was a blocked number (I have to answer, what if it was a family I'm doing services for?), and I don't recognize the number. And, really, I just want sympathy...Doll Facehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12640545207211678623noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4176914085858258494.post-79477824330407701502010-09-23T15:58:00.000-07:002010-09-23T15:58:18.279-07:00Thursday case update!I don’t have any gross/fix-it cases currently, but I do have a couple of families right now that remind me why I love my job. Here’s one of them:<br />
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The arrangement started with a gal, maybe 45 0r 50, who came in about a month ago and got cremation prices from Monica, and I ended up talking with her a bit too. She said that her dad wasn’t doing too well and that she was going to get prices and information for her mother to fill out, so that when dad died we would have what we need. So, she took the paperwork and I didn’t see her until this past Monday when she, her partner, and her mother came in. They explained to me that dad had improved a bit in the last month, but had declined greatly this past weekend, and they knew he would die soon. So, I went over all the necessary paperwork with his wife, and we had a nice (although teary) meeting, and I gave them my cell phone number, just in case they had questions or he died and I wasn't on call, and they left. Tuesday, at about 5:30, I received a call from the daughter saying he had died an hour ago, and she was sobbing so heavily I had a hard time understanding her words. I knew though, he must be dead, and after a minute or two she calmed down enough to give me the details. I asked her to call me if anything came up between then and the next afternoon when they were to come in to finalize everything, and told her that I was sorry about her father dying. She was very grateful.<br />
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The next day we met together again, and I did my best to make them laugh, however briefly, and shortly into the arrangement I could tell they were feeling much more at ease. We chatted about the deceased’s life a bit, and I got to know them better. After all the paperwork was done I folded his veteran’s flag for them, and his wife cried again, and after everyone hugged me, they left. I mailed out a nice laminated bookmark with some of his information on it to his wife today, with a note, and I hope she likes it.Doll Facehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12640545207211678623noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4176914085858258494.post-23343228833683509642010-09-22T16:13:00.000-07:002010-09-22T16:13:54.358-07:00Batesville Casket CompanyI think this one was Monday's post<br />
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One of the giants in funeral service products is Batesville Casket Company. They are run by Hillenbrand Industries, which own a shit ton of stuff (it seems) that is related to funeral service. I would bet that anyone working in the death industry knows Batesville, and most funeral homes in America probably have some sort of casket or urn on their show floor.<br />
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They’ve been around a long time, and as most of the caskets we carry, and the funeral homes that have employed me in the past carried, are Batesville caskets. In mortuary school we watch videos on how caskets are made, and those videos were shot at the Batesville plant (probably) in Batesville, Indiana. The company even offers employees of funeral homes that carry their products an all-expense paid trip to see their Indiana plant, and apparently it’s awesome (my ex has been twice).<br />
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They also make urns, and googling Batesville Urn or Batesville Casket will probably show you a wide range of what they make. They are known for being higher-end, and therefore more expensive, but all of their products are mass produced, so they aren’t as expensive as places (or people) that offer one-of-a-kind or handmade funeral products.<br />
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Their website is <a href="http://www.batesville.com/welcome">here</a>, although, for a company that is so large, it’s really crap.Doll Facehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12640545207211678623noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4176914085858258494.post-3137990983849365072010-09-15T21:23:00.000-07:002010-09-15T21:23:41.979-07:00New friendsSo, I am finally feeling a bit better today. I am tired, mostly tired of coughing, but I finally don't have a headache the size of Alaska.<br />
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Wednesday, right? So that means funeral services.<br />
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I haven't worked any really fascinating services lately, but I have worked some services that have ended by starting a new friendship or two.<br />
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One, a service for a woman in her late 50s (I think), her daughter was the one to make arrangements, along with her grandma (the mother of the deceased), and everything went really well. So well, in fact, that the daughter invited me (the service was on a Saturday), along with my J and Clem, to meet up with them (she and her hubby, her dad, grandma, some aunts , uncles and a few friends) for breakfast and bloody marys the next morning, so we went. We had a blast. They loved Clem, and weren't at all odded out by my having a girlfriend. It was great. So great, in fact, that they called a few weeks later when they were back in town (the daughter and her husband) to do it again. It really was wonderful. We went to the same Basque place, had an awesome breakfast (served with wine, ???), and they taught Clem how to say she's from the area code that we live in. Hilarious.<br />
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I'm not really sure why, but I wanted to share that one with you. Maybe I needed a little pick-me-up this week.Doll Facehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12640545207211678623noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4176914085858258494.post-57714803408820722702010-09-09T15:42:00.001-07:002010-09-09T15:42:43.170-07:00YuckI am so sick. If I die of this horrid cold make sure they drag my body to the next county over so the ME doesn't see me naked.Doll Facehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12640545207211678623noreply@blogger.com3