Thursday, January 7, 2010

I wasn't lying

So, the final body count for the month of December: 86

Do you realize how many that is?  I suppose it really isn't that bad if you work at a funeral home that does 2,000 cases a year, but I don't work at a place like that.  we do about 700-800 a year, so that's 20 more bodies than our average on a high year.  Insane.  See, I told you I was busy.

Also, my manager told me yesterday that he had something that he wanted to bring me that I would love.  I laughed and asked what it was and all he would tell me was that it had to do with boobs.  ANyway, he gave me it today, a rubber bracelet that reads, "I *heart* boobies!" Needless to say, I have it on, as it matches my outfit and I do indeed heart boobies.

7 comments:

Ivan Toblog said...

Boobies!!!

Miss Anne said...

I did 23 estate settlements this year... our previous years average? 12.

What's up with all the deaths?!

:) @ your gifty!

xo

BJ said...

Hmmm..I now know why you want to hang out all the time....I used to think it was my great personality but now I know that its my boobs!!!

Ivan Toblog said...

DF & BJ - are you guys also ornithologists?

I have a theory about the death rate. As soon as I iron out a few discrepancies there might be a post on my blog... then again maybe not.

Doll Face said...

IT- don't take too long with ironing it out or you just might run out of time...

BJ- you thought it wasn't your boobs???

Miss Anne- I have no idea what's up with all the deaths. They keep telling us that the baby boomers are gonna start dropping soon, maybe this wave was just a taste of what's to come?

Ivan Toblog (aka IT) said...

Done!!!

Ivan Toblog (aka IT) said...

I saw this and remembered this post.